pwned?
Item: someone jokingly uses “pwned” in reply to a reply to a reply to an all-staff email. (exact use: Touche. Or “pwned” as the young people say.)
Item: someone else replies with complete sincerity: pwned?
Item: I provide linkage to wikipedia and urban dictionary
Item: everyone in my shared office asks “how do you know that stuff?”
Ummm….